the og caesar on pump.fun
$CAESAR
doge 2
On May 10, 2020 someone asked the internet for pet pictures. A guy replied two hours late with a photo of his dog. Within a day the mods of r/dogelore were deleting him on sight and 37,100 people had upvoted him anyway. He stayed. He is still here.
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the tape
live from dexscreener. connecting
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supply
1,000,000,000
the lore
six years of being told he does not count
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doge exists
Kabosu, a rescued Shiba Inu in Japan, becomes the most recognisable dog on the planet. Comic Sans, broken grammar, a whole currency. For seven years there is exactly one dog.
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i am in a sad mood, send pet pics
Twitter user @Pogsire asks for pet pictures. @ourbravestboy replies: "I'm 2 hours late but here's Caesar." That is the whole origin. No agency, no rollout, a man being two hours late with a photo of his dog.
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doge 2 has been officially released
@Pogsire quotes the photo with five words. 25,400 retweets and 140,500 likes inside twenty four hours. A dog is patched into the canon by a stranger's shitpost.
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hello i am doge 2
Posted to r/dogelore. 6,500 upvotes, then removed by the moderators. Reposted to r/okbuddyretard the same day where it does 37,100 upvotes before anyone can stop it.
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removed for rule 9
r/dogelore mods and the Doge Collection page on Facebook rule against him. Most Doge 2 posts are deleted on sight. A mod announces that only high effort Caesar memes will be permitted. The internet reads this as a challenge.
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canon
Caesar survives the purge and becomes a permanent r/dogelore character: the calmer, friendlier counterweight to Doge. Where Doge has Karen, a bloody divorce and a custody fight, Caesar has Clara. They love each other. Nobody cheats. She out earns him and he does not mind.
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le mental breakdown has arrived
The format is back on r/dogelore in 2026 and Caesar is in it. Six years after the mods tried to delete him, the joke is running again with a contract address attached.
doge vs caesar
straight from the r/dogelore relationship chart
doge
- Karen walked out
- bloody divorce, bad blood
- lost the custody fight anyway
- never let Karen achieve her dream
- 2013. carried the whole thing
the founder. the baggage.
caesar
- married to Clara, loves her immensely
- never cheats. liars try to smear him
- Clara is the breadwinner, he does not mind
- banned on arrival, canon by Friday
- 2020. showed up two hours late
the sequel. no baggage.
le ___ has arrived
the official dogelore title machine. type, roll, download.
write the caption
Every Caesar post on r/dogelore is titled this way. Type anything, roll the dice, save the png, post it. The dog does the rest.
how to buy
four steps. much simple.
get a wallet
Phantom or Solflare. Free, takes a minute, works in the browser.
fund it with SOL
Buy SOL anywhere and send it to your wallet address.
paste the contract
Open pump.fun or Jupiter, paste the CA, check it matches the one on this page.
swap
Trade SOL for $CAESAR. Then go be normal about it.